E43: “Plague” | WTR’s Take On Quarantine, Vaccines & Masking
This week we return to the reservation (AGAIN!) to find evil dairy farmers “accidentally” infecting the Cherokee Nation with a super virus. This is the closest we’ll get to seeing Walker fight the coronavirus!
Birds, Fueds & Chuck On Howard Stern In 1995
The boys watched Chuck's 1995 Howard Stern interview so you wouldn't have to... listen if you dare!
E42: “Tribe” | Walker On Love, Sam Coyote's Nightmare Visions & A New Walker Spinoff Series?
We return to the reservation to find Walker serving up some love advice to his old friend Sam Coyote! Co-incidentally an oil company is set on drilling on Cherokee land and just might be willing to kill for it!
E41: “Mustangs” | Renegade Meat Packers, Santana & Weary Western Tropes
This week, Walker attempts to tame SANTANA: leader of the wild mustangs! Can he do it in time to save the herd from a pack of Renegade Meat Packers?
WTR Wizard World Panel Recap, Season 2 News & Bonus Caryn Bardunias Story
We celebrate the Podcast's one year anniversary by poring over the revelations from Wizard World's recent Walker, Texas Ranger online panel that reunited Clarence Gilyard, Judson Mills, Nia Peeples and Sheree J. Wilson! We also bring you a special announcement per Season 2 of Roundhouse Roulette and a bonus story from last week's guest and WTR Key Makeup artist, Caryn Bardunias, pertaining to a shirtless Chuck Norris!
Caryn Bardunias | WTR Key Makeup Artist
We are excited to bring you our interview with Key Makeup Artist, Caryn Bardunias, who worked on the first four seasons of WTR. Join us as we talk all things Walker, Sex and the City!
E40: “Saturday Night” | Stallone, Acid Baths & Swanky Swing Music
This week, Stallone guest stars… but not THAT Stallone! Can Walker save Frank Stallone’s Jazz Club from a mafia take over? Can Frank sing like Frank? All these answers and more await you on this week’s cast!
E39: “Lucas” (Part 2) | ‘Walker told me I have AIDS’ & Battles in the Dream Realm
In the conclusion of the Lucas story arc, we learn if Walker gathers the courage to tell a young Haley Joel Osment he has AIDS. Spoiler alert: he does… but not really. Join us as we discuss, among other things, dying in the dream realm and 90’s teen heart-throbs!
E38: “Lucas” (Part 1) | Haley Joel Osment, Bumper Boats, Batting Cages & AIDS
Well, it finally happened… the Roulette Wheel dealt us the two-part “Lucas” episode-turned-meme! Join us as we saddle up and observe Walker’s epic… parenting skills!
E37: “Full Contact” | Rocky Tropes, Action Movie Pitches & A Kickboxing Face Off
This week the boys discuss WTR’s take on Rocky 3 but with kickboxing… seriously, they’re not even trying to disguise this one! Walker’s old-friend-of-the-week faces off against Bart “The Destroyer” Valen who is vying to star in a straight-to-video action movie. Will good triumph over bad? Or will all good be destroyed?
More Golden Gossip, Laser Pens & Bob's Tie-Dyed Backstory
We pickup on our last minisode with an update on Adam's Chuck Norris gold adventures and then jump into a conversation that spun out of Walker’s use of a laser pen in “The Road to Black Bayou” episode. In the process we inadvertently venture into our Bob’s tie-dyed backstory!
News, Golden Gossip & Social Media Mayhem
In this special minisode we dig into a number of neglected Norris news items we couldn't fit into the regular podcast! Be forewarned that this podcast is literally GOLDEN!
Forest Warrior (1996) | Chainsaws & Treehouses & Shapeshifting Bears! Oh, My!
This week, for Arbor Day the boys climb into the old treehouse and discuss the 1996 straight to VHS film Forest Warrior. Arguably our first Chuck Norris children’s film, we serve up our opinions before surveying members of the target audience!
E36: “The Road to Black Bayou” (Part 2) | Bandanas, Bowl Cuts & CD Punches the Big Lebowski
This week, the boys pick up where they left off… in the bayou with the Rangers, meth labs and bad bowl cuts. Also, in a round about way, they both drink and discuss the mythical swamp fish, the Alligator Gar!
E35: “The Road to Black Bayou” (Part 1) | CD’s Zydeco Dance, Bass Fishing & Bob’s B-Day
The Rangers hit the bayou in search of trophy bass when Walker is forced to use his much neglected vacation time. Of course, some things in the Bayou are more dangerous than cottonmouths and alligators. We celebrate Bob’s Birthday and Evan makes a public apology regarding Marc Alaimo!
E34: “The Legend of Running Bear” | Eagle Vision, Sneak Attacks & Gimpy Cat
This week, Walker and Trivette hit the reservation sweat lodge... shirtless. Needless to say, Walker harnesses the power of his visions to defeat evil and render justice.
E33: “Final Justice” | Walker's Origin Story, Insane Inmates & KIA Soul Internet Hate
This week, we dig into Walker's Batmanesque Origin Story as he hunts down his parent's killer portrayed by BTAS voice actor, John Vernon! Coincidence?
A Chuck Norris Conspiracy?
On this very special minisode, Adam splits hairs while walking the boys through the biggest conspiracy of Chuck Norris' career; yes this is purposefully vague and a complete waste of your time!
E32: “Branded” | Murderous Cattle Rustlers in 18-Wheelers & Walker Goes Birdwatching
Moooove over Sherlock Holmes! When one of Walker’s old friends meets his demise under the hooves of a herd of stolen cattle, the Rangers find themselves one step behind the thieves. Can Walker’s keen detective skills solve the puzzle in time? If you’re asking that question, you’ve clearly never seen an episode of WTR!
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) | Beer, Bond Girls & Body Hair
In celebration of Chuck's 81st Birthday we dissect his first outing as a Texas Ranger; 1983’s Lone Wolf McQuade. Join us as we discuss how much of WTR is really based on the film, and among other things, the finer points of ordering a working-class beer at a high-brow party!