Forest Warrior (1996) | Chainsaws & Treehouses & Shapeshifting Bears! Oh, My!

This week, for Arbor Day the boys climb into the old treehouse and discuss the 1996 straight to VHS film Forest Warrior. Arguably our first Chuck Norris children’s film, we serve up our opinions before surveying members of the target audience!

Walkerstration by Adam Lauritsen

Walkerstration by Adam Lauritsen

Forest Warrior

Premiered: 11/5/1996

Villain Type: Lumber Tycoon

DVD Synopsis: A group of kids protect their local forest from a lumber tycoon with the help of a shape-shifting mystical spirit.

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CD’s Bar & Grill Tap List

Chocolate Milk (sardines optional)

Episode Hashtags: #ChainsawAirGuitar #ChocolateMilk #EagleVision #ShapeShifter #WalkerVisions #CulturalAppropriation #SneakAttack #MichaelBeck #TerryKiser #ElyaBaskin #MeganPaul #JordanBrower #WilliamSanderson

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As we mention, if you can’t find a way to watch the full movie, the trailer sums it up pretty well.

Although there were no special features on the GAIAM Forest Warrior DVD, it did include this trailer time capsule for LITTLE HERCULES! Watch at your own peril!

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